Train of thought, derailed

So the wife and I are watching the Oscars and we were commenting on the dresses. I mentioned that Rene Zellweger looked great, but that she was visibly having trouble walking. I paused the TiVo and said, "look at that dress. She looks like a freakin Barbie doll." To which my wife quips, "Versace? No, it's a Mattel!" We couldn't stop laughin.

In other news - Hilary Swank freaks me out. She looks like a dude.