Wednesday, January 19, 2005
WD-40 is there anything you can't do?
iWon News: "The makers of the handy spray lubricant WD-40 proudly list 2,000 uses for their product, from unsticking rusty screws or squeaky bicycle chains to polishing frying pans.
But British police have found another -- keeping the public from snorting cocaine off toilet lids in bars.
Police in the English city of Bristol said Tuesday they have been advising pub and nightclub owners to spray the colorless lubricant on toilet seats and other flat surfaces in the lavatory that customers often use to snort drugs."
Response Type 1: Now if we can just wrap duct tape around every syringe on the planet we'll have the heroin problem solved too!
Response Type 2: What happened to the good old days of snorting it off a hooker's ass? Should we WD-40 that too?
Response Type 3: So THAT'S why Shakespeare's Pizza sells WD-40!
But British police have found another -- keeping the public from snorting cocaine off toilet lids in bars.
Police in the English city of Bristol said Tuesday they have been advising pub and nightclub owners to spray the colorless lubricant on toilet seats and other flat surfaces in the lavatory that customers often use to snort drugs."
Response Type 1: Now if we can just wrap duct tape around every syringe on the planet we'll have the heroin problem solved too!
Response Type 2: What happened to the good old days of snorting it off a hooker's ass? Should we WD-40 that too?
Response Type 3: So THAT'S why Shakespeare's Pizza sells WD-40!
# posted by Stevie P @ 3:01 PM 
