Train of thought, derailed

Attention People of Columbia, MO -- You're welcome!

In a recent email that I sent to the owners of Shakespeare's Pizza I wrote. . . .

Hi. Love your Pizza. Long time eater, first time emailer. So, we’re painting our basement and using a shake’s cup for cut-in work. We’re getting hungry. Shake’s sounds good. Perhaps we’ll have them deliver – nah, we’ll pick it up; we have to go to Home Depot again anywho. What’s their number? Hey, its not on the cup. Its cute to know we’re in Boone County and X feet West of HyVee booze – but that don’t help get me no pie orderin. Now I have to go upstairs and find the phone book; alas I am covered in paint.

To which the owner replied. . .

When you see the numbers on the cups (we'll be re-ordering and changing copy in the coming months) you can say: "I did that!!".

Thanks for being a fan....
Kurt Drennen Mirtsching
Head Cheese of All That Is Pizza
Shakespeare's Pizza
District: (573) 449-2454
West: (573) 447-1202

This looks pretty cool. (technology-wise, not crime-wise)

http://www.chicagocrime.org

It looks like all the excitement happens N of 290 and S of 94.
Now I know the next time I'm in Chicago where to score some heroin and some crack!

And it appears that perverts are pretty evenly distributed.